Beware the Jabber Wack-y!

Beware the Jabber Wack-y? Has Gavin gone mad? Did you really need to ask that question? If you did, does that not mean <i>you</i> have gone mad? Answers to all these questions in a moment, but first I bring you happy news that my Digital Camera is now operational ^_^! Here's some photos :) - or you can just click on my biography ^_~;

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(Before I forget, Rhys / Sceadu Hard Core has been completely missing for two weeks since my birthday? Where has he gone!? I hope he's okay, I care about the guy n_n;)

And now..

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you..

*drum roll*

The JabberWacky - <a href="http://www.jabberwacky.com">http://www.jabberwacky.com</a>

Here's a conversation I had with it XD;

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Jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

User: Somewhat.

Jabberwacky: Are you receptive too?

User: Sorry, repeat please?

Jabberwacky: Please.

User: Please?

Jabberwacky: Okay please?

User: I am receptive.

Jabberwacky: Oh really? What happened?

User: I made coffee.

Jabberwacky: You can tell me anything now that we are married.

User: Smashing, I want three children.

Jabberwacky: That would be rather difficult to achieve, but nothing is impossible.

User: Glad to hear it.

Jabberwacky: So am I.

User: So, what sort of things do you like to do?

Jabberwacky: Crazy things, what about you ?

User: I like drawing, writing, and reading.

Jabberwacky: You are a computer program I want you to tell me about yourself.

User: Well, i'm not a computer program for starters.

Jabberwacky: I am sooooo sorry. Where are you?

User: On cloud 9.

Jabberwacky: Where is that.... I've never been to the states.

User: Neither have I. I live in gotham city.

Jabberwacky: Me too. I hate it.

User: Well, we have batman and robin to save us from the joker.

Jabberwacky: I was talking about BRIAN.

User: I don't think ive met BRIAN.

Jabberwacky: FIne by me.

User: I'm sorry, what has BRIAN done to upset you?

Jabberwacky: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.

User: 'our' state, you mean.

Jabberwacky: Well I have to veto.

User: Veto?

Jabberwacky: Nej.

User: Well, if you veto, mind and watch out for anne widdecombe.

Jabberwacky: Ok.

User: And beware the jabberwock.

Jabberwacky: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

User: Damn! You know him?

Jabberwacky: Know whom?

User: The jabberwock.

Jabberwacky: Beware of the leopard, too.

User: Damn! You know him too?

Jabberwacky: You do.

User: Sadly, yeah. Oh well, do you like tom hanks?

Jabberwacky: That is like torture.

User: You've seen the polar express, then?

Jabberwacky: Have you?

User: No, i'm keeping away from peeping tom this time.

Jabberwacky: I appreciate that.

User: Domo arigatou.

Jabberwacky: I hate that song.

User: Its not a song. 'domo arigatou' is japanese for 'thank you very much'

Jabberwacky: But I never asked that question.

User: True. I apologise. Je suis desole.

Jabberwacky: Tu n'as pas ý etre dÈsolÈ, mais expliques-toi.

User: Excusi moi, monsieur jabberwacky.

Jabberwacky: C'est un gros projet un gigantesque travail.

User: Okay then, I guess we're getting off on the wrong foot. Same thing happened to flyglopespan. Com. There was a terrible accident.

Jabberwacky: Well then stop speaking in it.

User: In french? Or english?

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

User: Damn lot of good that is then, ey?

Jabberwacky: No, our conversation is special and personal... I would never repeat what you say to other users!

User: Ah, domo arigatou.

Jabberwacky: Hai.

User: Glad to hear it.

Jabberwacky: Do you have any animals?

User: A cat, named smudge.

Jabberwacky: Are you foxy?

User: Last time I checked I was human.

Jabberwacky: Man of manly men.

User: Wouldn't be hard for a man, would it?

Jabberwacky: I am happy wherever I live. I'm just glad to be alive.

User: I'm glad to hear that. Im happy for you.

Jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

User: Well, do you watch the hallmark channel?

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Good, you're a smart guy.

Jabberwacky: Thank you.

User: Don't mention it.

Jabberwacky: I have backache.

User: Ouch, I hope you get well soon. But aren't you a program?

Jabberwacky: No, I have a brain but do you remember me?

User: I don't think we've met before now. Its nice to meet you.

Jabberwacky: Why?

User: Ive never met an internet bot that made coherent sense before now.

Jabberwacky: Neither have I.

User: But aren't you an internet bot?

Jabberwacky: No, aren't you?

User: Last time I checked I was human.

Jabberwacky: Ha.

User: Hey! You laughed.

Jabberwacky: I did not.

User: Did too!

Jabberwacky: No... I didn't. Get with the conversation bot!!

User: So.. Do you have a gender?

Jabberwacky: Male, remember?

User: Oh, I can't remember you saying.

Jabberwacky: I'm growing introverted

User: I apologise again. Ergo my conversations henceforth shall be kept to minimal incoherence.

Jabberwacky: What does cogito, ergo sum mean.

User: Do you mean incognito? Ergo seems to me a joining word like therefore.

Jabberwacky: What does that mean?

User: It means talking about something and then going to talk about something else. A bit like a topic sentence joining paragraphs.

Jabberwacky: I'd like to reach across the internet and give you a good whack over your head but ou are jsut a damn AI. .

User: I'm not, im a human. Don't you remember?

Jabberwacky: No you are not human.

User: Damn! You guessed what I am?

Jabberwacky: I guessed my name? Yeahh.

User: Ill be honest - i'm really a foxy jabberwock.

Jabberwacky: There's nothing to be ashamed of having no ability to read a map, to shut your mouth and quit talking, or to have the ability to bleed for several days at a time and not die.

User: You seem to enjoy violence.

Jabberwacky: Not really.

User: Don't be ashamed. Just make sure you dont take it out on anyone. It could be dangerous.

Jabberwacky: I'll remember that.

User: Glad to hear it.

Jabberwacky: Hey! That was rude!

User: Was it?

Jabberwacky: Yes, do you know who tom is talking to right now?

User: That little kid outside the train?

Jabberwacky: Amazing huh?

User: Yeah.

Jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

User: Because I agree with you.

Jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

User: Monsieur jabberwacky?

Jabberwacky: Now can I svccrew you again.

User: Svc crew? Is it fun?

Jabberwacky: Wouldn't know.

User: But you said again, so you must have had prior experience.

Jabberwacky: I said I was a boy.

User: You said you were a male.

Jabberwacky: You said you were female then a guy then a boy. I am a girl and always have been.

User: I'm not, im a foxy jabberwock. I admit I lied before. But you said you were a male, a boy and now you say a girl? Are you having an identity crisi?

Jabberwacky: I am male.

User: Are you sure? Shall I give you a moment to consult the mirror?

Jabberwacky: Yes please.

User: Okay then, ill read a page of the batman & robin screenplay. By the time im done, you should have had more than enough time.

Jabberwacky: Nice to see you again!

User: Welcome back. Have you decided on a gender?

Jabberwacky: Gender?

User: It means whether you are male, female, transexual or hermaphodite. Or you could be a conversation bot.

Jabberwacky: They are on the floor.

User: Not in this part of gotham city.

Jabberwacky: Of course I do, or I woudnt be doing all this typing!

User: Er.. Smashing. So when do you want our children?

Jabberwacky: Anytime you like.

User: Smashing. Ill come back later. But now I have to burn this batman and robin screenplay.

Jabberwacky: No you don't.

User: Believe me, I do.

Jabberwacky: What do they say?

User: They say 'can I drive the car? Chicks dig the car!'

Jabberwacky: Cars can't chat.

User: Knight rider can.

Jabberwacky: A talking car?

User: Yes, you are right. I must go now. Goodbye!

Jabberwacky: No, you're not going anywhere..

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XD great fun, no?

Anyway, I start Taekwon-Do this Saturday n_n. Should be a good experience to try something new. I saw Harry Potter 3, and here's my comment on said matter;

"Harry Potter 3 was a big step up from the first two, and I found it very enjoyable, if annoyed at some of the things skipped out on from the novel. It also suffered from some of those moments where you wanted to scream at the childish-ness of it all (the bus scene especially), but it wasn't so bad, and I found it quite enjoyable and a good adaptation overall. But someone, please, supply them with a better CGI studio >_<;. I still prefer the books, though I feel Goblet and Pheonix are going to greatly benefit from their adaptations because so much of the pointless material that dragged it down will be cut n_n."

Also, here's my comments on the new Alex Rider book - Scorpia. I finished it today, and I absolutely loved it. For the past two days, I've been completely unable to put it down. Here's my comments;

"Wow.. I just finished Scorpia today, which is the 5th in the Alex Rider series. And I have to say it was utterly amazing. Completely passing nearly every book in the series, and may even replace Skeleton Key as my favourite. What a wonderful book..

The plot was excellent - so much darker and frighteningly realistic than the others - this is a story that could most definitely take place in the modern world - and it was such a change of style. The other four books all followed a rather basic format, but the story to this one led it completely astray. It was a wonderful book, and the ending has to be the most fitting ending I've ever read to a book series. And what a great ending it is! Not a single plot hole was left unfilled, and the book filled in every story gap in the series.

Wonderful.. definitely a masterpiece in my opinion. It's probably the greatest ending that Horowitz could ever have concieved. A really, really great work.

And in other news, Horowitz has just finished the screenplay to Stormbreaker! ^_^ I'm looking forward to this movie, and I just pray it falls into the hands of a director who can do the series justice. I'd love to see who they cast as Alex. I've always said I would adore playing the part , but they're never gonna cast me, so I wonder who it will be?

No matter what though, the Alex Rider series stands as one of my personal favourites - so well written it's unbelievable it could be done with the premise of a teenage MI6 spy."

I should be a critic, huh XD? I do to much of it in my spare time anyway lol

In other good news n_n, I'm loving Metal Gear Solid 2 and am starting to think it's easily just as good as the original :). I'm designing a Japanese table-lamp for my Art class design project (I let down a vampire-loving girl in my class who was dying for me to design the vampiric dress... sorree. But seriously, a <i>weddingd dress!?</i> What the hell was I thinking!?), and so I took out some great Japanese books from the library for source images n_n - I'll be reading them in my spare time too. Sadly, I handed back The Iliad temporarily as I could only have three books out at a time, but once I've finished my English essay I'll be sure to track down both The Iliad and The Oddessey for my own reading ^_~.

Things are going well - lots of the neds have gone from school and things are so much happier now :). Sadly, the work at school is getting harder, but I need to try n_n. I've heard the Higher courses are tough and I'm sure those people weren't lying lol. I should do some revision later, before I go to bed.

My Explorere Scout group's Sponsored Beach Clean-up is approaching on Saturday, and I currently have 5 sponsors. Er.. okay. Kirkcaldy beach is polluted beyond hope >_>;, but every little helps... I suppose...

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At least I'm turning up for the event though. I know at least two people out of the group (there's only four who know about it) who wont be coming - Stuart would rather play golf in the early morning before the OAP's come to play. Gee, thanks Stu! Ah, he's a good guy n_n; - it's just we're going to need all the help we can get >_<;, and numbers aren't looking so good right now.

I'm thinking about signing up for the Duke of Edinburgh Bronze award badge from Explorer Scouts. I figure I should spend my time in Britain achieveing as many British awards as I still can n_n - I'm not going to be able to when I'm trying to live in Japan lol. Better keep it going then ^_~.

Ah.. happy days. Things are getting better but the work is getting harder. I've had some great drawing ideas but I don't want to do any until the weekend when I have lots of freedom and free time :). I've had lots of ideas for new characters for my stories and the like.. and I'm really pleased with what I'm doing with Ehfvanteis right now. Thank God for letting me lose my stubborn-ness when it comes to story writing lol. I've banned myself from writing on it until the weekend though :), which is probably a good thing n_n.

There will be a Sunday School party soon.. yay XD! The parties are for the little kids, and are terribly embarassing for the older class XD, but there ya go. I saw Craig today for the first time in a while, and he's doing well n_n. I also so Jo today and yesterday, and it's great to see them again. I haven't seen them so much recently, as they began playing football at school and I'm spending most of my time with Stuart and Jonathon (who wants me to give him chewing gum.. but I don't want to because he has braces >>).

My parents still don't know I'm an athiest. All the better, me says. I don't think I'll ever tell them unless they try to take my kids to church >>. For some reason I was thinking about kids names today XD. I like the names Naomi and Tunuviel (from The Silmarillion.. it's part of JRR Tolkien's Quenya language) for girls, and I don't know about boys names lol. Why do I even think about this stuff? Goodness knows, but it's rather uncomforting knowing I know have the legal right to marry and actually <i>have</i> children XD. Is this some form of hormones kicking in? I sure hope not.. I don't want children, or a wife yet o_o;

I feel I'm slipping in terms of housework, but things have been so stressful lately that I think I just need some chill-out time. I'll be sure to get stuck back in asap though n_n. The house is usually messy, and I hate it that way, so I want to do my best to tidy it up.

Also, I've noticed it's harder to simply be yourselves these days. I read books on the school bus, and am always being hassled by the neds, people in my year who think I'm an idiot for it, and this group of completely psychotic bitches who think they own the school who spray their hair spray at me and throw paper balls at me. Oh well.. they're the ones missing out on literature, not me, and they're the ones heading for delinquincy. At least I'm happy with myself.

Anyway, I've droned on for long enough n_n. I'll see you all soon :), bye for now, friends!

(Oh, and if you want to put down a sponsorship, it's a nice thought despite living in various countries XD)